/* TEAM */
  Role: Everything
  Layer: 8
  Location: between keyboard and chair

/* THANKS */
  Stack Overflow (for the code)
  The rubber duck (for the debugging)
  Coffee (for nothing, it returned 418)
  Printers: no thanks.

/* SITE */
  Last update: Friday, 16:59, directly in prod
  Language: English (and a little bit of German: "acht" = eight)
  Standards: HTML5, CSS3, RFC 2324
  Software: Vim (still trying to exit)
  Tests: yes (manually, once, on my machine)

/* HINT */
  Type help() in the browser console.
  Some text on the homepage only appears when you select it.